I can't help but notice the delightful signs your movement has erected in the vicinity of the establishment of Baumber. I must congratulate the organisation, as there is little in life I enjoy more than reading well-thought-out signs. 'No Wind-Farms'. Genius.
Some of the signs, however, are a little unorthadox, as I am sure I read a sign stating: 'Motorbike for sale'. I fail to see the connection, but I realise that, of course, all motorists will pay full attention to the signs they may see whilst driving. This, I believe, is a point supported by another set of signs I have seen:
'Vote Labour'
'Vote Tory'
'Vote BNP'
'Keep off the grass'
All of these, naturally, persuaded be completely to their cause, as I'm sure your signs have to everyone that read yours.
Yours faithfully,
A. Dullard.
This post was brought to you thanks to a generous grant from the 'How Sarcastic Are You Organisation' Of Baumber, and a firm sponsership from 'Is He Having a Laugh?' of Horncastle.